Lazy College Senior Meme Essay

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Lazy college senior has a TI-89

I thought that was the name of the new Terminator

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Morning of final?

At least I have to figure out what I will be cheating off of

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 8:37 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: cheating, fail, final exam, Funny, Lazy college senior • Comments Off on Morning of final?


Lazy college senior on mandatory word count

I didn’t want to write the ending anyway

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Late for first class?

It wasn’t meant to be

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Essay requirement

You don’t want to look like an over-achiever

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Lazy college senior on a snow day

That’s a weird thing to do in Canada

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Lazy college senior sleeping schedule

He’s half lazy college senior, half vampire

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Lazy college senior

Only 2 more to go

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Lazy college senior gets an extension

And by “writes it” I mean buys it from nerdy colleague

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Test problems

Luck is poor man’s knowledge

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Lazy college senior problems

I can always use my textbooks in case of an emergency

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I’m a lazy college senior

I’ll write the funny description later

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Hooking up with girls

Cut the middle man

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2013 at 6:52 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: college senior, frat, Funny, girls, hooking up, sorority • Comments Off on Hooking up with girls


Studying for history

I hope they will add a gaming class soon

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Time to hit the books

He’s the only pirate who might graduate from college

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Lazy college senior sudden realization

I knew I shouldn’t have focused so much on academics

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Essay for grad school application

They are obviously looking for nerds

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Mandatory reading

And that’s how I failed the class

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Reasons to go to class

And by hot girl, he means hot teacher

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Copy what’s on the board

A picture is worth 1000 words

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Lazy college senior mindset

It’s always too late to change

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Paper due today?

Technology is my savoir

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Baffle them with brilliance?

The method is different, but the result is the same

Published by admin, on February 14th, 2013 at 7:03 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: college, Funny, Lazy college senior, meme, school • Comments Off on Baffle them with brilliance?


Class ends early?

I had to choose between wasting 15 minutes or 2 hours and 15 minutes

Published by admin, on February 12th, 2013 at 6:56 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: class, fail, Funny, Lazy college senior • Comments Off on Class ends early?


Why so studious?

If he’s the Joker, the finals are his Batman

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Missed first class

It was obviously not meant to be

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Can’t find your shoe?

It’s a sign

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Why you should have a text book

I just need to befriend someone

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Class canceled because of hurricane?

Maybe they will think I’m missing

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Week 1 schedule

I came here to learn, not to discuss stuff

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Long book assignment?

I hope the test won’t have many pages

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Bookbag?

I will consider getting one when I will buy my first book

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 10:13 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: book, Funny, Lazy college senior, meme • Comments Off on Bookbag?


Lazy college senior gets into drugs

He is probably an art student

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 2:15 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: art, drugs, Funny, Lazy college senior • Comments Off on Lazy college senior gets into drugs


Procrastination lazy college senior

It’s funny because it’s true

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2013 at 8:20 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: fail, finals, Funny, Lazy college senior, procrastination • Comments Off on Procrastination lazy college senior


Paper not long enough?

I found a loop hole

Published by admin, on January 19th, 2013 at 3:43 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: fun, Funny, Lazy college senior, paper • Comments Off on Paper not long enough?


Self evaluation?

Who knows me better than myself?

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First day of class

He finally went to school

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Homework problems

I’m here to study, not to work at home

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Multiple choice finals?

Gambling is much more interesting than studying

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Roommate done with finals?

This is what friends are for

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Final exam tomorrow?

I know I am going to fail tomorrow, but I’m not sure if I am also going to fail next time

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: exam, fail, finals, Funny • Comments Off on Final exam tomorrow?


My biggest problem in college

If only I knew someone in this class who could lend me one

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Lazy college senior skips class

The body wants what the body wants

Published by admin, on January 8th, 2013 at 12:40 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: fail, Funny, Lazy college senior, meme • Comments Off on Lazy college senior skips class


Lazy college senior skips class

Going to class was against his religion. Islam.

Published by admin, on January 7th, 2013 at 4:05 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: Funny, Lazy college senior, religion, slam • Comments Off on Lazy college senior skips class


Reasons to stay home

I can’t risk making it worse

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Paper due on Tuesday?

If you’re skipping to study, it is allowed

Published by admin, on January 4th, 2013 at 6:09 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: Funny, Lazy college senior, school, skip, study • Comments Off on Paper due on Tuesday?


Paper should be 5-8 pages long

If it isn’t worth doing, it is worth underdoing

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2012 at 2:38 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: essay, Funny, Lazy college senior, paper • Comments Off on Paper should be 5-8 pages long


Teacher calls you out for leaving early

Next time I will leave even earlier

Published by , on December 30th, 2012 at 6:05 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: fail, Funny, Lazy college senior, teacher • Comments Off on Teacher calls you out for leaving early


Textbook required for class

The last time I bought a book, I didn’t know how to read

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2012 at 4:20 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: class, Funny, Lazy college senior, textbook • Comments Off on Textbook required for class


Lazy college senior loves making friends

College is more of a social game than a learning institution

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2012 at 6:38 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: fail, Funny, Lazy college senior, social • Comments Off on Lazy college senior loves making friends


Мы созданы друг для друга. Сьюзан, я люблю.  - Слова лились потоком, словно ждали много лет, чтобы сорваться с его губ.

 - Я люблю .

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